The Meatrix and some other thoughts...

This is really funny. Take the red pill to find out what the meatrix really is. lol

• Don't watch it if you're easily influenced by slick video made by moonbats.

Got this in my e-mail today:

• It really explains why the Liberals keep winning the Ontario voters:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonderabout those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer that question:
If:A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K=8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E=11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E=1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G=1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard workand Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.

I think the Liberals have it all figured out.

The name Game

If Grits = Gritty = Dirty,
and Dippers = Dippy = Dumb,
What does Tory equate to?