Welcome to socialist utopia of Cannuckistan!
Please leave your weapons, wallets and dissenting opinions with the customs agents. Anyone caught having developed their own opinion while in Cannuckistan will be sent for immediate re-training. All subjects must gain their "informed" new opinions through the state sponsored/controlled media outlets.
The Liberal government is the ruling party in Cannuckistan and any efforts to unseat them will be dealt with harshly. Or ignored, whichever is most advantageous to the state. To thrive in this country you must become numb to and in fact, embrace, corruption. Honest people are allowed to contribute to the socialist state financially but they are not permitted to hold positions of authority. Any violation of this rule will be met with immediate re-training. Or expulsion, whichever is more advantageous to the state.
All persons in Cannuckistan must work and contribute a major portion of their wage to the state through taxes. Mothers are not allowed to stay home to raise their young because it; a)reduces the monies transferred to the state and, b)provides an inappropriately nurturing environment for the offspring. The only exemption to the "work" rule is for students who study in between bouts of complaining about having to repay state-funded student loans.
The young are to be called fetus's pre-birth and offspring, post-birth. A fetus may be eliminated at any time and offspring may be sexually violated with little or no repercussion, but, anyone caught smoking within the vicinity of offspring will be shot on site. Or fined, whichever is more advantageous to the state.
All subjects to the west of Ontario must face east each morning and shout "Thank The Great Ones!" at the top of their voices. All subjects to the east of Quebec must face west each morning and shout "All Hail The Great Ones!" at the top of their voices. Anyone found in violation of this rule will be branded as a redneck
"Thank The Great Ones"!
The Liberal government is the ruling party in Cannuckistan and any efforts to unseat them will be dealt with harshly. Or ignored, whichever is most advantageous to the state. To thrive in this country you must become numb to and in fact, embrace, corruption. Honest people are allowed to contribute to the socialist state financially but they are not permitted to hold positions of authority. Any violation of this rule will be met with immediate re-training. Or expulsion, whichever is more advantageous to the state.
All persons in Cannuckistan must work and contribute a major portion of their wage to the state through taxes. Mothers are not allowed to stay home to raise their young because it; a)reduces the monies transferred to the state and, b)provides an inappropriately nurturing environment for the offspring. The only exemption to the "work" rule is for students who study in between bouts of complaining about having to repay state-funded student loans.
The young are to be called fetus's pre-birth and offspring, post-birth. A fetus may be eliminated at any time and offspring may be sexually violated with little or no repercussion, but, anyone caught smoking within the vicinity of offspring will be shot on site. Or fined, whichever is more advantageous to the state.
All subjects to the west of Ontario must face east each morning and shout "Thank The Great Ones!" at the top of their voices. All subjects to the east of Quebec must face west each morning and shout "All Hail The Great Ones!" at the top of their voices. Anyone found in violation of this rule will be branded as a redneck
"Thank The Great Ones"!
posted by Richard at 11:20
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