From The Headlines...

All stories have been sourced via NealeNews

1,000 Chineese Spies Operating On Canadian Soil?

Well, they should feel right at home in our socialist country. Perhaps we could allow them amnstey once their work is done. I'm willing to wager that the liberal government already has plans for just that.

Folks in Montreal don't want to be associated with the Canadian Flag...

It would seem that they no longer have to. Based on the above "spy" story, this flag is more appropriate (via SOS):

Canadian Child Shot in Hostage Taking

What? Terorists don't kill Canadians! We're peace keepers and friendly to everyone. Note to dumbass MoonBats: Terrorists kill because they're savages and a little canadian flag on a backpack will not stop them.

Story Rights Sold for $500K

So, you can leave the groom standing at the alter (for all intents and purposes), run away without giving any indication as to where you're going (kind of implied with the term "run-away" I guess), lie to police stating that you were kidnapped, make the groom look even more foolish when he says he'll take you back on national TV and then get paid $500K for the adventure? Sounds kind of like some of the scams run by the liberal government...

For the folks in Ontario that don't get it, Parliament is the "police" and you are the "Groom".