Fury

An 8 year old boy watches a "news minute" where they show a couple of fruitloops in Calgary getting a marriage license. The 8 year old boy runs to his mother and asks (verbatim): "Mom, when I grow up do I have to have a same sex marriage now?"

Mom almost drops the pan she's holding and says: "absolutely not!"

Dad mutters under his breath: "Don't be so sure of that...", grabs a beer from the fridge and goes outside to cool off.

I sincerely hope you near-sighted sacks of shit (AKA gay lobbiests) are happy with yourselves.

One thing I will say for certain though is that you're not getting my children. If I have my way, you won't be getting anybody's children