7/20/2005

Here in Cannuckistan...

In Cannuckistan, moral relativism is one of the chief tenants of the state religion called Liberalism (socialism-lite). We don't think it's fair to punish someone for doing something just because someone else with so called "morals" (we call them moral screamers) thinks it's wrong. Nope, what matters is the feelings of the accused and talk of accountability is just "crazy talk". It can even get one banned from speaking in the public square as a matter of fact.

Sometimes we're forced to punish an individual for crimes though. It's sad but true. Sometimes those "moral screamers" demand it. In cases like this we try to minimize the impact on the so called "criminal"by keeping their incarceration as short as possible then by allowing them all of the comforts of home while in state custody; TV, booze, drugs, sex and even a University Education. All paid for by the benevolent state of course.

The moral screamers complain that justice needs to be done. We know that justice is a relative term so we ignore them.

The moral screamers complain that it's taxpayer money that pays for the comforts afforded to these "criminals" and that it's not right. These silly fools don't understand that all money belongs to the state and that we simply allow them to hold onto some for a while. We ignore this complaint as well.

The moral screamers talk of "victim's rights". We either ignore or banish this talk. Whichever is more advantageous to the state.

This is the order of things in Cannuckistan. We don't have a justice system, we have a legal system. We don't have a penal system, we have a corrections system. We don't care about the effectiveness of either.

This is the order of things as decreed by our benevolent Liberal masters and you will do well to remember that as you read this story.

To the "moral screamers" who complain about our using an RCMP jet to fly a "criminal" to a funeral we say: "Shut the hell up. It's none of your business how we spend our money."

This also has been decreed by out benevolent Liberal masters.

Thank You, Please resume your toiling for the state.