WOOHOO! I've Got Hate Mail!
Our intrepid blogger posts and responds to fan mail (vulgar language blanked-out)
Ryley Huston writes:
Subject: Dickhead
"what the f**k is wrong with you? what does the word love mean to you? what do the words justice, peace, righteousness, mean to you? just keep on hating you asshole. if hate really gets you off, have fun with that. the rest of us will just keep on hoping you get hit by a truck."
My Response:
Dear Ryley;
Thank you for guessing at my nickname. For future reference, my close friends call me "Dick". I would ask that you use this moniker as well. It'll be faster to type and will still allow you to vent your frustrations in a passive-agressive manner.
You've asked me to define things like love and justice. I'm short of time today so I'm providing a link that will help you out.
Could you please do me a favor and explain what those comments regarding hate are all about? I can't address your concerns if all you provide is gibberish. Thank you.
I await your reply.
Cory Machell writes:
Subject: i hope you get raped by a faggot dressed in full nazi ss gear
"you stupid shit, you make a website in which you claim to be able to explain and resolve all the worlds issues, and you what?............work pipelining in redneck alberta? i bet you are very educated, you stupid f**k. eat a dick. eat shit. i only hope god was smart enough to deprive you of any fertile sperm. what the world needs is a whole lot less of you, people like you are sick. seriously.........examine your way of thinking, if there is a heaven, you'll never get in if ya keep on thinkin the way you do. "
My response:
Your hopes that I get raped by a "faggot" are wasted my new friend. You see, the "faggots" you refer to don't come around people like me because people like me show them for what they really are. They react like cockroaches (and scurry away). Sorry to disappoint you.
"you stupid shit, you make a website in which you claim to be able to explain and resolve all the worlds issues,"
Tell me please exactly where you found those claims on my blog. I don't think you can.
"and you what?............work pipelining in redneck alberta?"
Actually, no. I'm a self employed Occupational Health and Safety Specialist. I have clients that perform the piplining. I also have clients that perform heavy civil construction, roadworks, excavating, industrial and commercial construction.
"i bet you are very educated, you stupid f**k."
As a matter of fact, I am educated. My primary studies were at SAIT with numerous follow up courses. My GPA when I graduated was 3.9. I also have an understanding of spelling and grammer and your sentence above should have read this way: "I'll wager that you have no education, you stupid f**k."
"eat a dick. eat shit."
Again, I'm sorry to disappoint you. You see, it's only the "faggots" you mentioned earlier that eat shitty dicks. I personally find the practice extremely un-hygenic and repulsive.
"i only hope god was smart enough to deprive you of any fertile sperm. "
Too late amigo... I'm already the proud father of two great kids.
"what the world needs is a whole lot less of you, people like you are sick."
Less of people like me? Is that so people like you will dominate? You'll be disappointed again. The number of people like me is growing and we're not taking crap from people like you anymore.
"seriously.........examine your way of thinking, if there is a heaven, you'll never get in if ya keep on thinkin the way you do. "
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to give the impression that heaven was a concern for me because it isin't. Sadly, I don't think it's an issue for you either.
Thank you both for your comments. I love fan mail. Please feel free to write again.
Ryley Huston writes:
Subject: Dickhead
"what the f**k is wrong with you? what does the word love mean to you? what do the words justice, peace, righteousness, mean to you? just keep on hating you asshole. if hate really gets you off, have fun with that. the rest of us will just keep on hoping you get hit by a truck."
My Response:
Dear Ryley;
Thank you for guessing at my nickname. For future reference, my close friends call me "Dick". I would ask that you use this moniker as well. It'll be faster to type and will still allow you to vent your frustrations in a passive-agressive manner.
You've asked me to define things like love and justice. I'm short of time today so I'm providing a link that will help you out.
Could you please do me a favor and explain what those comments regarding hate are all about? I can't address your concerns if all you provide is gibberish. Thank you.
I await your reply.
Cory Machell writes:
Subject: i hope you get raped by a faggot dressed in full nazi ss gear
"you stupid shit, you make a website in which you claim to be able to explain and resolve all the worlds issues, and you what?............work pipelining in redneck alberta? i bet you are very educated, you stupid f**k. eat a dick. eat shit. i only hope god was smart enough to deprive you of any fertile sperm. what the world needs is a whole lot less of you, people like you are sick. seriously.........examine your way of thinking, if there is a heaven, you'll never get in if ya keep on thinkin the way you do. "
My response:
Your hopes that I get raped by a "faggot" are wasted my new friend. You see, the "faggots" you refer to don't come around people like me because people like me show them for what they really are. They react like cockroaches (and scurry away). Sorry to disappoint you.
"you stupid shit, you make a website in which you claim to be able to explain and resolve all the worlds issues,"
Tell me please exactly where you found those claims on my blog. I don't think you can.
"and you what?............work pipelining in redneck alberta?"
Actually, no. I'm a self employed Occupational Health and Safety Specialist. I have clients that perform the piplining. I also have clients that perform heavy civil construction, roadworks, excavating, industrial and commercial construction.
"i bet you are very educated, you stupid f**k."
As a matter of fact, I am educated. My primary studies were at SAIT with numerous follow up courses. My GPA when I graduated was 3.9. I also have an understanding of spelling and grammer and your sentence above should have read this way: "I'll wager that you have no education, you stupid f**k."
"eat a dick. eat shit."
Again, I'm sorry to disappoint you. You see, it's only the "faggots" you mentioned earlier that eat shitty dicks. I personally find the practice extremely un-hygenic and repulsive.
"i only hope god was smart enough to deprive you of any fertile sperm. "
Too late amigo... I'm already the proud father of two great kids.
"what the world needs is a whole lot less of you, people like you are sick."
Less of people like me? Is that so people like you will dominate? You'll be disappointed again. The number of people like me is growing and we're not taking crap from people like you anymore.
"seriously.........examine your way of thinking, if there is a heaven, you'll never get in if ya keep on thinkin the way you do. "
I'm sorry, I didn't mean to give the impression that heaven was a concern for me because it isin't. Sadly, I don't think it's an issue for you either.
Thank you both for your comments. I love fan mail. Please feel free to write again.
posted by Richard at 09:19
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