8/14/2005

Laying the Groundwork...

As a matter of fact, Mister Vice President, that oil WILL be comming with us when we join the republic. No sir, the socialists won't be tagging along. We'll deport them back to eastern Canada. Saskatchewan? No, you don't want the problems associated with them... Not BC either... Yes sir, we can have a "super pipeline" up and running within 2 years. You're right, the maps will have to be re-drawn but that's just a minor point. The change from Canadian to US dollars will be a little more complex, do you have a plan for this transition? Yes sir, we have been over taxed. Joining you though will create alot of wealth in this province. Sorry sir, you're correct, we should use the term "state". Loyalty to Canada? There used to be. It wained though when it became clear that we weren't included in the eastern definition of Canada.


Ahhhh.... Sweet Dreams...