The Morning Checklist

Signs: (c/w good sturdy handles to fend off the smelly hippies) * CHECK!

END

THE ENCROACMENT

OF

SOCIALISM

IGNORE

THE

SMELLY

HIPPIES

I

CAN

VOTE

THANKS

TO

G.W. BUSH

(c/w graphic of purple finger)

JUST SAY

NO

TO

IGNORANT

PROTESTERS

Bullhorn: - Pick-up from Radioshack

ACLU Song (edited): - looped on CD to be blasted through the Bullhorn * CHECK!

"Trial Size" Deoderant and Soap: - to be passed out to the smelly hippies

10 Questions to ask the smelly hippies through Bullhorn: - to be developed

Haircut: - need to look presentable in case the media show up - scheduled for 09:00

Lucky Hawian Shirt * CHECK!

The Blinding Light of Truth - because hippies hate it * CHECK!

Digi-Cam: - to record the event * CHECK!

Schedule of Events: * CHECK!

1. Hit the Regal Begal Pub on Center St. at 11:00 am
2. Drink some malt liquor because this'll be funnier with a couple in me - also helps to keep temper with MoonBats.
3. Mobilize to protest location (Harry Hays Building) at 11:45 am - Protest starts at noon.
4. Survey crowd, if there is one, and finalize course of action.
5. Take photos for "political blog".
6. Bring out the signs.
7. Get Loud.
8. Piss myself laughing at their reactions.
9. Take more pics.
10. Repeat last 3 steps (7-9) until they leave.

The last protest I crashed was like sandblasting a cracker.

They had no idea how to react to me being there. They were completely stunned that someone else was actually speaking out against them. I had more people stopping by to talk to me than they did. They eventually left with their tails between their legs.

Part of me hopes today's event goes the same way...

Um, NOT!!!

Truth be told, I'm looking for a little more of a scrap...

If you can, come down to watch the show.

Film at 6..