10/18/2005

Breaking News

For years we've been told that oil and gas operations have an adverse effect on wildlife. In fact, we're currently amidst a huge debate on whether the US should be drilling for resources within the Alaskin Wildlife Refuge. The eco-nazis are telling us that all the animals will die.

"The results are clear," says Shawn
Mitchell
, WWF-Canada’s Vice President, Communications. "Canadians feel strongly about protecting pristine habitat, they do not appear to believe the often made claim that drilling in the middle of a calving ground
for caribou will not disrupt wildlife, and they obviously want their
government to make their view known to President George W. Bush."

Well, after reading information from sites like the one linked to above, you can imagine my shock and utter dismay when I witnessed livestock and wildlife directly adjacent to oilfield operations. They were actually all ALIVE.


This is completely contradictory to what we're being told by wildlife proponents. There were cattle, horses and even deer. There were calves! As was expected, the horses and deer declined interviews but one fine cow (tag #127) accepted my invatation. When asked how she could possibly be alive in these conditions she simply said "Moo!"

Her response had me puzzled and after extensive research it was discovered that the phrase "moo" means "I'm a happy cow" when translated to english.

Well "Moo!" indeed cow #127, moo indeed...