3/27/2006

Monday Morning Quickies

Because everyone should have a quickie on Monday morning...

62 year-old
college professer is dead as a result of injuries sustained while picketing. Don't let the MSM fool you on this one. He wasn't hit by a car. His injuries were sustained after falling off of a car. "Right Girl", who deconstructed the MSM spin, is nominating him for a Darwin Award.

Potential Darwin candidate James Loney has returned to Canada after being rescued by the military forces he was dedicated to thwart as a member of the CPT. In his first media statement upon his arrival on Canadian soil he had the grace to thank his liberators. Well done James. Nothing like a little public pressure to get a fella to do the right thing hey? Here's to hoping that this individual thinks twice about putting himself in harms way again.


The US Humane Society
(HSUS) has some potential Darwin candidates as well. In their efforts to hinder the Canadian seal hunt, these idiots are putting themselves between the hunters and their prey. That would be fine but for one small detail. They have to stay, by law, a minimum of 10m (30') away from the hunting operations. They're not allowed to block the passage of any of the hunting boats. Violating these conditions will result in protesters being a) arrested, or b) rammed. Personally I'd prefer to see them rammed and then arrested.