Heheh
Prime Minister Stephen Harper prepares to greet President Bush on the tarmack at Ottawa airport this am:
PMSH: Mr. President, welcome to Canada. Please mind the mess.
POTUS: Thank you Prime Minister. (leans in to wisper) Hey Stephen, what's with all the sticky pink shit everywhere? And what the hell is that popping sound?
PMSH: Right, about that, well we released our budget yesterday.
POTUS: Yeah, and?
PMSH: The sticky pink crap is the residue left from the MoonBat heads exploding. That noise is the sound of MoonBat heads exploding. That pile over there used to be a CBC news crew.
POTUS: Well I'll be damned. You know they told me this sort of thing happened at the DNC right after the last election down south.
PMSH: It's only going to get worse over the next few days sir. When it sinks in that special interest groups aren't running the show anymore.
POTUS: Well done Stephen. Hey, who's going to clean up the mess? I've got some illegals to get rid of.
PMSH: Mr. President, welcome to Canada. Please mind the mess.
POTUS: Thank you Prime Minister. (leans in to wisper) Hey Stephen, what's with all the sticky pink shit everywhere? And what the hell is that popping sound?
PMSH: Right, about that, well we released our budget yesterday.
POTUS: Yeah, and?
PMSH: The sticky pink crap is the residue left from the MoonBat heads exploding. That noise is the sound of MoonBat heads exploding. That pile over there used to be a CBC news crew.
POTUS: Well I'll be damned. You know they told me this sort of thing happened at the DNC right after the last election down south.
PMSH: It's only going to get worse over the next few days sir. When it sinks in that special interest groups aren't running the show anymore.
POTUS: Well done Stephen. Hey, who's going to clean up the mess? I've got some illegals to get rid of.
posted by Richard at 08:44
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