Saturday's Blinding Flashes Of The Obvious:

The sand-monkey terrorists want to stop being shot at for 72 hours (presumably so they can resupply and regroup) - Israel says no. Who the frig gives a "time-out" to the enemy during a war? Oh, wait, that would be the moonbats...

Islamics in Canada are claiming that they're being spied on. Well no shit! If you support terrorism, even through acquiescence, you put yourself under the microscope. Please, Racial Profile'em For Me!