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UPSSA United Progressive Socialist States of America

Welcome Comrades! It took close to forty years of hard work, scheming and faking but very soon the UPSSA can become a reality. Be sure to review the base agenda.

Thanks to our good friends at the DOE and NEA, very few students manage to avoid our extensive training and indoctrination system imbedded in the school systems. Test scores of all graduates (and drop-outs) get lower each year, therefore demonstrating the success of our basic premise.

The gang over at the ACLU with the help of our carefully placed judges has managed to undermine most of the stupid ideas and systems that the right-wingers have tried to force upon us.

The influx of Mexican and Hispanic squatters grows almost daily. We are gaining more and more votes as each hour passes.

Our team members in the churches continue to twist the system and make our values become the defacto slant of those churches. The teaching and encouraging of Islam is likewise moving forward thanks to the ACLU, DOE and NEA folks.

Of course the MSM is a great help in all of these efforts and we want to make sure they get full credit, especially for publishing all of those nasty secrets that show how really evil the right-wingers are and how they want to mistreat those folks that blow up people all day to protest their being oppressed by the evil USA.

All you need to do is vote early and often, so we can take back the Federal Congress in November 2006. That will allow us to raise taxes to stop this silly expansion of the economy and reduction of the deficit. It will also give us a launch base to make sure one of ours becomes President in 2008. Once those things are accomplished, we can continue with clamping down on all that "free speech" BS that has been going around. All people really need is our MSM friends to report the news that the people want to have spoon-feed to them.

Additionally, we can then raise the minimum wage to $10.00/hr and get some serious unemployment figures, this 4.7% rate is not good for the country. In conjunction with this step forward, unemployment will be made indefinite and no requirements will be made to try to find work.

In appreciation for your support, all registered Democrats who vote will be exempt from income taxes on income below $25,000 per year in each year that they vote.


The above was copied in it's entrity from upssa.com

Kudos to the folks that put it together!